A Good Financial Lesson For All

cashstackLesson:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story :

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Don’t worry, tomorrow we’ll be back for more frolic and fun

Weeeh, I'm the Treasury Secretary Ready to Save You!

Go Ahead, Borrow More Money

Spongebob Quotes:

Spongebob: “Don’t worry, tomorrow we’ll be back for more frolic and fun.”

Spongebob: “Moss always points to civilization.”

Squidward: “This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color.”

Squidward: “That’s it, I’m getting off the loony express.”

Patrick: “I know a lot about head injuries…belieeeve me!”

Sandy: “Stupidity isn’t a virus… but it sure is spreadin’ like one!”

Squidward: “People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?”
Plankton: “CORRECT!!!

They Said It Could Not Be Done

They Said It Could Not Be Done

A Poem by Benny Hill

They said that it could not be done, he said just let me try.
They said, “Other men have tried and failed,” and he answered, “But not I.”
They said, “It is impossible,” he said, “There is no such word.”
He closed his mind, he closed his heart to everything he heard. Continue reading

Keep Head Down

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Just keep your head down.